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A couple living in a small Midlands village in England, take
on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could
have a bath but the woman of the house told her they
didn't have a bathroom as such but she could use a tin
bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out
bowling," the woman said. So the young girl agreed to have
a bath the following Monday night.
After her husband had gone off for his bowling tournament,
the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got
undressed.
She was surprised to see that the young lass didn't have
any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week, when you
go off to bowl, I'll leave a little gap in the curtains so that
you can see for yourself, alright?"
The following Monday night, while the girl got undressed
for her bath, the wife asked her, "Do you shave down there?"
"No," replied the girl, "I've just never grown any hairs down
there. Do you have hairs on yours?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed the girl her
hairy muff.
After the girl had gone to bed the husband came home
and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show
her yours?"
"Why not?" she said, "You've seen it before.
"I know," he replied, "but the bowling team hadn't!"
oh wow!! good one.
lol haha. that's funny.
what's that nonsense? i didn't just understand that. lol!